The Funniest Things Kids Say!

Episode Six
I was changing my 3 year old and the baby walked in on us. Being self-aware the 3 year old proclaims "Penis to the rescue!” Just itching to share what I just heard I told my husband. He then explains that most males feel the same way, as if their penis can save the world. "That's why missiles are in the shape of phallic symbols." Go figure?

Episode Seven
The kids were making a lot of noise at the dinner table, so I told them that I wanted to hear silence. My 3 year old then answers, "But, you can't hear silence."