The Funniest Things Kids Say!

This is the first of a series to come. My kids are always saying things that help to put a smile on my face.

Episode One
So my 3 year old asks me "What can I have to eat?” Just to mess with him a little I reply "nothing". He then commences to scratch his head with a very perplexed look on his face and with full sincerity queries "Can I eat nothing?”

Episode Two
My 3 year old sees me getting dressed and he asks, "Where are you going?" I answer, "To get some 'uuum' juice." Then with a straight face he asks "Mut (means mother figure), what's 'uuum' juice?"

A Shakti Quote (8 year old son)
The World is like a refrigerator and we are the magnets.