The Funniest Things Kids Say!

Episode Four
My Daughter spilt her juice on the table. I asked her what happened. She said it was Shakti’s fault. I asked her how it could be Shakti’s fault if he was sitting nowhere near her? She replied “The vibration of Shakti’s voice tipped the cup over and spilled the juice across the table.” Shakti and I locked eyes and then both proceeded to look at her as if she had horns growing out of her head. Wow, what a powerful voice he must have for a young boy to move things across the room with merely the vibration of his voice!

Episode Five
I asked my 3 year old son if he wanted a bagel with cheese. He answers “Yes, but may I have cheese on that?”